...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
