Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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