guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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