Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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