Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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