thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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