Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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