I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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