NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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