This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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