I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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