That's when you crack a 10am beer
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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