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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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