I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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