ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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