Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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