I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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