Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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