I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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