we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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