I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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