ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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