Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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