The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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