At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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