I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Randomize
