he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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