the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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