Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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