Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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