I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
