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My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
there was a trapeze. enough said
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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