I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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