i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
