I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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