You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
