It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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