i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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