Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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