I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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