Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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