Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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