So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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