just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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