Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Green mimosas i think yes
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
be right there i have to get my cape
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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