I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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