areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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