My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I seem to have left my pride at pride
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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