He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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