we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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