My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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