We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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